Introducing Jackie Chick-an
March 30, 2010|Comments (13)
Jackie Chick-an (the emphasis is on the “an” portion), is our Buff Orpington rooster. He is the center of his universe. His confidence is unmatched. He crushes atomic bombs with roundhouse kicks, seasons his steak with pepper spray, and he is the reason why Waldo is hiding. But I digress…
This bad-to-the-bone fellow should have “Stayin’ Alive” as his own personal theme song. Rick James and Chuck Norris should just politely step aside. He blows bubbles with beef jerky, y’all. This is one mighty, mighty winged man. In fact, I’m not actually writing this post for him… the words assembled themselves out of fear.
Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Jackie Chick-an requests a body bag. The first law of Thermodynamics states that energy can be neither created nor destroyed… until Jackie Chick-an came along, anyway.
In the words of Julius Caesar, “Veni, Vidi, Vici, Jackie Chick-an.” Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Jackie Chick-an. Every one of Jackie Chick-an’s feathers must be registered as a lethal weapon. I know, I signed the forms.
This has been a public service announcement. We will now continue with our regularly scheduled program.
NOTE: Our Buff Orpington rooster is actually very docile. None of these captions are true. Or are they?
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i’m quaking in my boots!!!!!!
Me, too. ROTFL
He doesn’t have a neck under his wattle, it hides another foot to round house kick you in the face.
Loving Jackie Chick-an!!
Genius, Laura! Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet as Jackie Chick-an.
A proud rooster! Yes, we’ve seen you… Stop parading, Mr. Macho Man ;-p!
Cheers,
Rosa
Oh, you can tell by the way he uses his walk… he’s a woman’s man — no time to talk!
I’m enjoying this silly post WAY too much.
Love it. My independent Muffin might be swayed by his charms.
Julie… he’ll have your Muffin at hello!
I am afraid from many miles away! I am eggstremely afraid…
That was funny!! Looks like he knows what he wants!!
He’s beautiful!
LOL! Those macho males always amuse me.
He is one lovely macho,..ooh,…yes!!! hahahahahahahhaha,…beautiful pictures too!