These questions come from YD’s A Little Bit of Everything Place.
1.) What breed are you?
Logan: British Cream Golden Retriever, and a good looking one at that.
Dustin: American Golden Retriever. I have a curly coat though. I’m better looking than Logan.
Remington: I’m a love child and a total babe.
2.) How old are you?
Logan: I have no idea. Ask mom.
Remington: I’m ageless. I’m perfection.
3.) What is your full name?
Logan: Logan Bear, Logie Baby, Wogan Puppy Dawg, Logan Berry, Lo, J-Lo
Dustin: Sir Caledon. Don’t ask. It was Mommy and Daddy’s idea. I liked Dustin. Just Dustin. Who calls themselves Sir Caledon?
Remington: I am Remington, Master Cat of the Universe.
4.) Do you have any nicknames?
Logan: See above. All of those are acceptable. “The most beautiful dog in the world” is preferred.
Dustin: Dustin-puppy. Son. Sunshine. Bubba.
Remington: The humans insist on calling me Remi. I’m planning a revolt. Kitty coup.
5.) Where do you usually sleep?
Logan: Mommy and Daddy gave me a Swedish foam dog bed. It’s more comfortable that their bed. I know. I tested it.
Dustin: You tested Mommy and Daddy’s bed? Not fair. I have the same model as J-Lo over there.
Remington: The humans have not provided adequate bedding for me so I am forced to sleep on the couch cushions. See how I suffer?
6.) What is your favorite thing to do?
Logan: I love to fetch and chew my toys. All of them. But more than anything… I love Bear. Bear is wonderful.
Dustin: Sticks! I love to chew the bark off of sticks. All sticks. I’m not picky.
Remington: I enjoy stalking the lizards who live in the front yard. They only exist to amuse me.
7.) What is something unusual/intersting about you?
Logan: I am the most beautiful Golden Retriever in the world.
Dustin: I am the most beautiful Golden Retriever in the world.
Remington: I am the most beautiful cat in the world.
8.) Who is your best friend?
Logan: Daddy and Bear
9.) Did you go to obedience school? If so were you “TOP DOG” or did you flunk out?
Dustin: I was king of the class. Not to brag or anything, but I am extraordinarily bright.
Remington: I don’t believe this question involves me. I demand to see the director.
10.) Can you do any tricks?
Logan: I can sit, fetch, stay, show you my belly, smile, and sleep on command.
Dustin: I can sit, shake, roll over, stay, give high fives with alternating paws, give hugs, and am a trained therapy dog.
Remington: I come when I am called and tolerate the humans. Most of the time.